

The Niterider was up first, (it's got seniority)
"Hey Moab, how's it goin?"
"Not too bad, chief. We should hang out sometime, it's been a while."
"Alright, will do. Down to business now. This new Lupine just showed up, but we've had so many good rides together, I don't know if I want to give you up. Any thoughts?"
"Alright, will do. Down to business now. This new Lupine just showed up, but we've had so many good rides together, I don't know if I want to give you up. Any thoughts?"
"Well, to be honest with you, I'm just a big, dumb, heavy, outdated peice of crap."
"Wow, your kinda hard on yourself, don't you think?"
"Yeah, maybe I am. I mean I do put out a solid 500 lumens and my burn times are pretty awesome."
"Yeah but, now that you mention it, you do break all the time. Your cables break, and your connections go bad on a regular basis. In fact, I've sent you back so many times, nothing about you is original. Come to think of it, you pretty much suck."
Then it was the Lupine's turn.
"Yo Tesla, how was the trip?"
"Not bad buddy, so you wanna here about how awesome-"
"Actually, you don't have to, the last guy just dug himself a pretty big hole. You got the job."
"Oh, so you don't want to hear about my 700 lumen output and 3, 9, and 24 hour burn times?"
"Nah, it's cool."
"Well what about how I weigh less than half as much as that other guy, and I'm only about half the size too, but I'm still brighter than he is?"
"No seriously, now your just embarrasing him."



A sincere thank you to Todd and Bill at Gretna Bikes and everyone at Lupine.
1 comment:
borrowing one of those from Rob for 7 springs solo this year... maybe I'll have enough money for one someday... They are nice though
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