Thursday, April 2, 2009

aluminum zirconium trichlorohydrex gly

Makes me want to sail a yacht.

Phony diamonds.

Trans fat!

Smells delicious

Do they make a ti version? I like to cut weight where I can.

I hope everyone puts off buying a new one as long as I do. You know, scraping the little blue plastic thing against your armpit, trying to squeeze a few more days out of it.